You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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