I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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