There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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