I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
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Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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