did you get engaged???
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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