Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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