Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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