Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
