She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
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Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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