Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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