Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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