return my video game
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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