I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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