hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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