Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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