if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
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I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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