Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize
