i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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