David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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