i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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