she was so not down for the gang bang
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
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Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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