i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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