Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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