if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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