She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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