Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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