we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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