I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
is this the sara with the beer cane?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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