I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
