My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I need to wash the frat house off of me
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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