I want to have your abortion
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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