that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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