I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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