Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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