He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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