After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar