Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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