Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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