I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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