i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
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just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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