What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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