I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I lost the right to judge tonight
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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