Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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