how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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