He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
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i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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