I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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