would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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