SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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