Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Randomize
