She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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