I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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