what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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