I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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