My hand turned me down
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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