My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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