you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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